Many years ago ... it's winter and bitterly cold.
No heating upstairs - wearing XL men's flannel pyjamas and woolly hat to bed.
Rubbish (garbage) collected weeekly at 7:00am - overslept - forgot to put it out!
Ran frantically down the middle of the road after the truck with a large binbag in each hand ...
My pyjama bottoms fell down.